Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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