Dual....:-)
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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