i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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