Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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