I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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