two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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