So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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