That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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