im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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