you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait