is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud