Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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