bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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