walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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