Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
