her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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