I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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