you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
