summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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