I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
im holly from the hills drunk
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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