Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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