But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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