if only i could text you this smell
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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