Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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