I think scott just propositioned me for sex
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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