Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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