i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
