PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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