and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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