so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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