This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just forgot I was standing up.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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