did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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