No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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