You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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