It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Bring me that man meat
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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