its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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