he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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