she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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