Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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