I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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