I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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