We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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