Duck Duck Cougar?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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