Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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