I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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