So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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