susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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