so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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