im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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