is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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