she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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