Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
