I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My penis needs a shock collar
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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