I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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