We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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