STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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