I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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