A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This is my gift to your gina
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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